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u knoe wUh??...i wUhz juz gonna say "that was to0 many red anz blu lights for one night"...bUh since Tony wants me to put everything on hea...hea we go...
starts out...Terin's goin ova to Kyles to party or sumtin lyke dah...Tony doesn't really lyke Kyle all that much...or at all really...so0 he was pissed...well sorta...(lehz say there were two shotz of vodka sumtyme after this)...
...den later that night...bouh 5 mins from closing...Josh anz Kyle show up in a S2K (nice car)...Tony knoes Kyle is tryin to start shyz anz wUh not...bUh den ryht as we're bouh to leave...Kyle leavez anz as there drivin off he says "your girlfriends hotT!"...den Tony chases him down...tlks to him for abit...den they drive away...
Tony is really pissed at this point in tyme...he calls up sum ppl tryin to find out where Kyle lives...they won't tell him...we "kinda" have an idea of where he lives anz all...so0 den Derrick needs a ride home...we're gettin ready to leave...Tony decides to skip takin Derrick home anz juz lo0k for Kyle...we drive around...Tony changes spots wit Derrick...so0 now Derrick's driving...we can't find the place...so0 he drives himself home...
he's home...we go get gas...($7 of gas)...anz we drive off...came up to an Impala (the kind of car a cop uses)...a black guy is driving it...Tony speeds up...anz this guy is neck anz neck wit us...we get ahead...all this was abouh 110 mph...Tony sees sumtin in the other lane...guess wUh it was???...cumon u knoe it...guess...?
itz a Pop0...we're lyke "crap"...Tony tries to warn the other guy to slow down or sumtin...bUh its to0 late...so0 we speed off...drift to the right onto Wal-Triana...the Impala goes left...wen i sayd drift i really meant drift...lyke sideways goin foward...u knoe?...den we turn off our lights...i look behind us anz wUh do I see?...red anz blu lights pullin over the Impala...at this point...me anz Tony are lyke hell yeah!...haha...got are adrenaline pumpin anz everything...
den we get off Wal-Triana on to sum uda road den onto Hughes...ride down abit...we're thinkin of a way to bypast the police station...i knoe how cuz i use to live around there...Tony suggested us seein how cocky we can get anz drive ryht in front of it...haha yeh ryht...we see anuda Pop0 in the uda lane...he makes a u turn in the middle of the road...anz drives behind us...we get into the turning lane to turn left...he does to0...den he puts on his lights...
we pull over...haha this is where the actual fUn begins...he comes up to Tony's side...asks for license...Tony's actin all co0l...ask wUh he pulled us over for...he says "u weren't in the turning lane"...(o cumon...wtf?!)...so0 we're lyke w/e...den he asks wUh we're doin...he goes ova to mai side...asks for mai "identification"...i sayd i dont have it with me cuz its "in mai other pants"...(haha)...he asks wheres "mai other pants"...i tld him it was at home...
he asks for mai name anz everything i tell him...he goes back to his car...cheks up everything...cums back up to me...tells me to get out...i get out...(im lyke wtf ryht now...)...he asks me a question...i didn't really understand him...so0 i stepped a lil closer...he sayd plz back off a lil bit cuz i was makin him nervous...(me makin him nervous???...im not the one wit da weapons) he asks me junk...lyke wUhz ur address (i tld him this)...den he ask me where that was (i tld him "that way" pointed in a direction)...he asked if i could explain how to get there (i tld him..."uhh...i don't knoe")...he asked if i could try ("umm...uhh...umm...hmm...iono")...haha...he den tld me to sit on the curb...i did...den he did more stuff in his car...
tld me to get back in the car...i did...we're lyke crap...he has our address anz number now...he asks where we were a few minutes b4...we tell him we were droppin off a friend...which lives ryht b4 Bob Jones (Derrick lives nowhere near Bob Jones)...den we sayd that we work at Sonic anz we juz got off work...he asks for Sonic's number...he goes back to his car...Tony hits up Sonic really fast...tells Amy (co0lest manager eva) that we were there 15 mins ago...anz tells her thx anz hangs up...we were sittin there for lyke 15 mins...anz lyke 20 ppl decide to call him...haha...Pop0 cums back up to the car...it was verified...hella yeh!  
bUh den he writes Tony up a ticket newayz for "improper turn" or sumtin lyke that...we drive away...im lyke ok letz go home now...bUh Tony says letz go to Sonic...we're driving lyke a lil under the speed limit the whole way there...the Pop0 was following us...we turn into Sonic...thank Amy anz tell everyone wUh happened...den we're all bouh to leave...anuda Pop0 sees us...turns into a parking lot...den goes the opposite way...U turns...anz den turns left into Sonic...we're lyke wUh??...he doesn't do nething...he drives off...as he drives off...Tony yells at him "oink oink!!! p0p0!!!...u pIg!!!" 
haha ryht wen anuda cop pulls up to0...haha...lights flashing anz everything...we're lyke...do0d we already went through all this...he gets out...da uda cop dat passed by came back up...lights flashin...gets out...tlks to us...so0 its me...Tony...Amy...Josh...anz the new guy Levi...we Tony was lyke "sir we were already pulled over...it was not us" anz they tlk anz wUh not...i go to the bathroom...come back anz Tony's lyke yes!...haha they had tld him that they caught us on video...bUh it was night so0 it was almost inpossible to tell...so0 muahaha to you effin Pop0...den Tony's lyke...wanna see if we can get pulled over again??..haha yeh right...he takes me home...anz now hea i am...
ok...so0 a couple tips if ur having a night lyke this...
-make sure if u see a cop think of all possibilities -dont take aNy main roads afterwurds... -dont drive in front of a police station afterwurds... -alwayz make sure everyone involved tells the same story -after u get pulled over...or almost caught...GO HOME! -if u have a co0l manager...make sure u have their number -dont try to see how many tymes u can get pulled over -dont yell at a Pop0 after they drive by u "again" -knoe ur rights...haha
mayng...it was fun tho...anz the adrenaline rush was amazing...we should go do it again sumtyme... ...w0w if yall read that all...go0d j0b...haha
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so minus a few things here and there, thats about what all happened... the main things that pissed me off were when Kyle rode up to sonic tryin to start stuf... when Emily told me i was mad because Terin and Kyle were dating... (wtf is THAT about?) and when that damn popo said he was gonna impound my car... other than that, takin a few shots of ole victory vodka and gettin chased around with one of ur best friends (Jason, i told u that u shouldn't have gone home) it was one hella fun night.
im still pretty upset with Terin, so im thinkin im just gonna go call a few people (wink wink) n hang out or somethin.... |